*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*
"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic"
i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today
Marilyn Monroe photographed by Milton Greene, 1953.
I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes
I fucking know what happened previously ok
I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know
if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
"Interviewer : Tell me a little bit about the tux’."
hann on the guitar though. sends shivers down my spine
"Come on, stand up. Ok, walking’s out. I think, think what else is there? Yes! I can crawl, I can crawl like Skylar. Fuck! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy. Think, you motherfucker, think. Yes! I got it! I’ve got it! I can roll. I can roll!"